{"id":106,"date":"2010-09-08T09:20:06","date_gmt":"2010-09-08T14:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lisaallen-agostini.com\/?p=106"},"modified":"2010-09-06T20:14:37","modified_gmt":"2010-09-07T01:14:37","slug":"things-that-go-dumb-in-the-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisaallen-agostini.com\/?p=106","title":{"rendered":"Things that go “Dumb!” in the night"},"content":{"rendered":"

A few weeks ago I wrote a post about my late, great housebat, Chester. (He’s now decaying in a ravine somewhere, I hope. He was taken out. I’ll say no more.) I talked about how scared \u00a0I was of this animal zooming towards me, his leathery wings flap-flapping around my head. But bats are not the only thing I’m afraid of.<\/p>\n

I’m afraid of spiders. Not just any old spiders, but the big, creepy ones that thrive in our lovely, lush, tropical climate. Guys like this:<\/p>\n

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from: http:\/\/www.antiguamuseums.org\/fauna.htm<\/p><\/div>\n

I also am afraid of roaches, centipedes, scorpions, etc etc ad infinitum. Pretty much any crawly character turns my blood to ice. Even if I know it’s not dangerous.<\/p>\n

Snakes are even worse. When I was a little girl filling water by the tank outside–before the halcyon days of indoor plumbing came to my childhood home–I was shocked to screaming by the sight of a harmless grass snake oozing over my toes. I was probably afraid of snakes before that because of the cultural apprehension most western people have about snakes, but this made it worse. Now, I see a snake and I literally start to stammer, shake and sweat. Frogs, less so, but they still give me the heebie jeebies. Big, maco crapauds will make me run screaming in the other direction.<\/p>\n

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from: http:\/\/alpesoiseaux.free.fr\/batraciens\/crapaud_commun_bufo_bufo.htm<\/p><\/div>\n

It’s not only things outside in the bush (or boldface bush denizens who visit indoors) that spook me. Some dogs–pitbulls, especially–scare the daylights out of me. And some animals on two legs have a similar effect.<\/p>\n

Cocktail parties nearly top the list of non-animal things that frighten me. Strangers in general make my stomach churn. Oddly enough, public speaking gives me the willies, but you’d never know it from the amount of it I actually do.<\/p>\n

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Scary?<\/p><\/div>\n

Top thing that I’m scared of? Being “outed” as dumb, incompetent or a failure. Of course, this biggest fear of all is the most irrational. So what if somebody thinks I’m stupid or untalented? (Big shout out to my homie Raymond Ramcharitar here!) The truth is that I try, harder than many, though no harder than some, to do my best. And whether I fail or not, I have to be satisfied with my best because it’s all I’ve got. In the light of day I am mostly secure in that knowledge. But when the lights go down, insecurity attacks. I can run away from a frog, squish a spider, call a hit on a bat, but there’s no avoiding that ugly voice in my head that tells me I’m not good enough.<\/p>\n

This story has no happy ending. I wish I could say I talk myself out of it, or that I have a friend whose reassurance makes it all better. Those things happen sometimes but more often than not I just have to work through the fear–“feel the fear and do it anyway,” as the popular book says.<\/p>\n

What are you afraid of?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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